What you can say about a videogame, but not your girlfriend

I've played better.
Multiplayer is better.
Too many bugs, they need to release a patch.
Let me invite a friend.
Wait a second, I need to take a shit.
It takes so long for a match to start!
Rushing rocks.
(after sex) Achievement unlocked!
I'm bored. Gonna try something else.
My gun has upgraded.
Cheating makes it easier.