Wednesday, May 3, 2017
Welcome to the Hiiiigh Seas!
Getting high after midnight with the soundtrack from The Tales From the Borderlands, babeh! Like a boss!
Work Complete
Yay! Got the job done, met some fine people and got drunk with them after work.
That's what I call a successful work evening!
That's what I call a successful work evening!
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Off To Work...
Let's hope it goes better than the last time.
Bottle of water: check.
Bottle of cola: check.
Stomach full: almost kinda semi-check.
Frozen half to death after sitting outside, not realizing it's getting so fkin cold: check.
Wish me luck!
Bottle of water: check.
Bottle of cola: check.
Stomach full: almost kinda semi-check.
Frozen half to death after sitting outside, not realizing it's getting so fkin cold: check.
Wish me luck!
Burning the Midnight Oil
Just reloading this shitty game over and over.
Cause it keeps fucking me in the ass...
...with a spiked dildo.
Cause it keeps fucking me in the ass...
...with a spiked dildo.
Monday, May 1, 2017
A Regular Work Shift
You get ready.
You buy that kebab, so you don't slobber over your customer's meals when you're serving them.
You buy a pack of cigarettes, because you were incapable of rolling your own (via last post).
You buy a big fucking cola to keep you company in the night. You wouldn't believe how easy it is to run low on sugar in your bloodstream when working as a waiter.
And then... when you finish the cigarette, take a sip of that oversugared pitch black shit and when you finally at long last arrive at your work...
...they send you home. Not enough customers tonight.
Now that, children, is Universal Irony at it's best.
You buy that kebab, so you don't slobber over your customer's meals when you're serving them.
You buy a pack of cigarettes, because you were incapable of rolling your own (via last post).
You buy a big fucking cola to keep you company in the night. You wouldn't believe how easy it is to run low on sugar in your bloodstream when working as a waiter.
And then... when you finish the cigarette, take a sip of that oversugared pitch black shit and when you finally at long last arrive at your work...
...they send you home. Not enough customers tonight.
Now that, children, is Universal Irony at it's best.
I Hate Taking a Shower!
Every time I take a shower, my fingertips get so smooth I can't even roll meself a cigarette for fuck's sake!
Sunday, April 30, 2017
Friday, April 28, 2017
Teasing Sucks
In my short life I have realized this. Teasing is annoying - verbal, sexual, or otherwise. It just arouses you to the sky and then denies release.
Everyone knows how to build up tension, but people know shit about release. Why can't anyone realize that when you build something up, it is fucking satisfying for all parties involved to wrap up.
Freaking Christ on a stick, EVERYONE is teasing, hyping, building up to something that only rarely has a satisfying conclusion. In the end, I (as much as You!) end up frustrated and annoyed most of the time, left with emptiness inside.
Wanna piss someone off? Promise and don't deliver.
Wanna be da wo/man of da fukin' dreamz? DELIVER.
Whether you're one or the other, fuck you / bless you respectively.
Everyone knows how to build up tension, but people know shit about release. Why can't anyone realize that when you build something up, it is fucking satisfying for all parties involved to wrap up.
Freaking Christ on a stick, EVERYONE is teasing, hyping, building up to something that only rarely has a satisfying conclusion. In the end, I (as much as You!) end up frustrated and annoyed most of the time, left with emptiness inside.
Wanna piss someone off? Promise and don't deliver.
Wanna be da wo/man of da fukin' dreamz? DELIVER.
Whether you're one or the other, fuck you / bless you respectively.
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