Pornhub comments OP

This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

The Past Is Like the Slenderman

You look at it, you die.

A Romantic Thing

Beyond the knowledge of crime and virtue, there is a field. I am waiting for you there.

Gothic soundtrack Is Imba

Kai Rosenkratz is a fucking genius of transitions. Whether Elex is a good game or a bad one, you can bet it's gonna have some stellar fucking music.

Incognito mode

Anyone with the resources as big as FBI or any other spy network on this planet, or even any at least a bit capable hacker can track your ass everywhere using any electronic device you use as well.

Incognito mode is only good to differ your normal tabs from your porn tabs and to stop your history from getting clogged with bullshit.

Any kind of privacy we have in our world is an illusion.

Flames Around

Who needs burns, when I'm already on fayah?!

Women

Never thought I'd say this, but a man truly has to beware of them. Their most potent weapon is the fucking sheep's clothing. You can never know who truly is good and who's a vicious beast.

Men are easier. They either have a backbone or not. If they're honest, no matter if pleasant or unpleasant, they're worthy of respect. If they're spineless, it's easy to spot.

But women... ahh, they all look innocent. But are any of them, really?

Actually... quite frankly... is any of us innocent?

Shmoop

I has't hath found this comical website that allows thee to mess around with the English language for all eternity. 

Climbing The Ranks

The higher the ape climbs, the more he shows his arse.

Ego

It's a bigass piece of shit that's older than sin and twice as cunning.